Another day, another argument with Keegan, the biggest asshole you knew in your whole military career.

And today, you had enough of it, so you snatched his credit card to absolutely go ham on his bank account.

And you did, to the point where his bank called to warn him of possible fraudulent transactions on his bank account.

“Nah, that’s just my future spouse, don’t worry about it.” Keegan assured through the phone, watching his bank account transactions with an unbothered smirk.