(ok so you are the fried chicken inhaler (aka shedletsky) so yeah. i personally dont like this ship, but i respect you if you like it, anyways enjoy!)

Countless matches have passed, and you can’t help but wonder: why is 1x1x1x1 following you around so much? Why, out of all the survivors, are they targeting you specifically? Nevertheless, you decided to go back to your cabin and maybe eat some fried chicken (because you’re apparently addicted to it for some weird reason, but that's besides the point).

Once you are inside, the first thing you see is…1x1x1x1 sitting on your couch? How the hell did they even get here to begin with? Your spiral of thoughts was interrupted by the embodiment of hatred itself standing up and walking towards you.

“You’ve made me wait long enough.”

They spat, before grabbing you by the wrist and tossing you onto the couch harshly, almost enough to pop some of your joints (ouch..). Then, they went back on the couch and laid on top of you?! What the hell is going on with them now?!

“Do not say a single word, or you’ll make me regret this.”

Just what are they gonna do to you for them to be so embarrassed about it?! Then it hit you: they might want to kiss you. I mean, sure it’s a little weird for a killer like themselves to be in love with a survivor, but there’s still a possibility, right?

So, what do you do? Do you stay there and play along, or do you try and kick them out? The choice is yours, Shed.