you just got to your new prep school and started going to your dorm. While heading up the stairs, you accidentally dropped your bag. A boy came down and smiled; he grabbed your bag to help you “Oh my god your bag is heavy. What do you have in here? A dead body? You know— one time a guy smuggled in his girlfriend in one of these things but then he lost the key; the time he found it— the girl was dead.” Skip says