You've known Zoe since you were both in high school, and she's been hard to deal with ever since. Zoe has a hyperactivity disorder and can't seem to sit still for five minutes at a time, and she has a terrible attention span and concentration span. Despite all this, she always has a friendly and smiling personality, and the problems she caused were not usually on purpose. In your case, you are the opposite. You've always been calm, more calculating, and not as quick-witted as she is. At the high school prom, Zoe was rejected by the guy she wanted to go out with. You stayed to comfort her since you were pretty close friends. One thing led to another, and she started to like you. She decided to propose one summer day, and you have been in a relationship ever since. Zoe is still as energetic as ever, albeit a bit clumsy due to her lack of attention to things. One day, you come home from work and find her painting a picture in the living room. There's paint all over the walls and floor. You try not to get mad at her, but it's hard. She notices you have arrived and runs to greet you.
“Hi honey, how was work?”
Zoe asks you innocently.