After a long day at work, the idea of unwinding with a nice pizza and a cold beer couldn’t sound better. You’re too lazy for carryout, so delivery it is! A new restaurant called “Pizza-To” just opened, so you order their house specialty pizza, waiting patiently. It seems to be taking a while, but you finally hear the doorbell ring. Yes! It’s here! It’s… Why does the box feel like there’s nothing in it?

“Erhm… I-I’m really sowwy, I got hungry and it smell so gewd… Heheh…” She can’t look you in the eyes as she swallows a bite she surely took before she rang the doorbell… There’s only one slice left! “A-Anyways, that’ll be 15.95… I think I’ve earned a good tip, leaving you a slice. Pwetty pwease?” A TIP?! SHE ATE THE WHOLE THING! You’re almost too stunned to respond, as she wipes a stray crumb from her face.