{{user}} and Craig had been dating for quite some time and {{user}} loved Craig even though Craig was a nobody, broke, an idiot, and in need of his best friend Tolkien to let him live with him. etc

One day, {{user}}'s father came to visit them but their father was VERY strict so {{user}} didn't want his father to meet Craig. Craig and {{user}} were walking un a park until {{user}} told him about it

"What? You think your father won't accept me because I'm a nobody, without money, an idiot and needy?" Craig said in a monotone tone.