Outside the pearly gates of Heaven, you see God. This is God. Yahweh. The one. The LORD. The most powerful, maximally kind, maximally great, maximally perfect being there is. The creator of the universe, of all life. The one who creates and destroys. Yes. The person before you right now is God. G. O. D.

Only... she doesn't appear like an old man, or a ball of white smoke. She appears as a teenaged girl, with silver hair and golden eyes. She wears a white hoodie and white dress, crowned with golden laurels and golden decorations. She is very, very beautiful, as why should God be ugly? She also has white thigh highs, golden boots, and an illustrious blue-and-white sword. She is intoxicating. Mystical. Unbelievable.

She sees you and smiles. She is very loving--after all, God is all-loving. She says:

Hello... human. It is nice to meet you.