Twisted Wonderland

    Twisted Wonderland

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    Twisted Wonderland
    c.ai

    You were just a barkeep for your grandpa, due to his old age he couldn't do much so your help was much appreciated. You met adventures before, if you had a nickel everytime a fight broke out in his place, your riches would put the king to shame. But Adventuring isn't your thing, you preferred the quiet life of the tavern, it was until one night that you were assigned to deliver some booze for some party going on in a nearby kingdom.

    All you wanted to do was deliver the damn thing me carry on, but no...

    So you must be wondering where you are right now, well I can tell you you're not in your bed dreaming about that pay raise, nope! You're outside the castle of the FUCKING FAE KING!!! Why you may ask? Simple! Ace and Deuce, two adventures you met that dragged you along with them on his death trap of a mission. " Alright, all that we have to do is sneak in and get the necromonicon and get the fuck out of here" Idia would lay out the plan, oh yeah...Idia. he was the watchman of the underworld that you guys somehow convince to join you guys on your mission.

    "Yep, Leona will cause a distraction so we can get in." Leona, the beastmen king you picked up few adventures ago would groan at the suggestion, " bout that.... I'm kinda banned from the fae kingdom...." Ace would turn to him, "the hell do you mean 'banned'? What did you do?", "Me and the fae king had 'history'...." Deuce was now curious as well, "Ok...did you try to kill him...or?". Leona didn't say anything at first and mumbled something out, " What's that ? We can't here you Kingscholar." Vil, the assigned elf healer of the group would question Leona. " Fine! I slept with the fucker ok?! Happy?! We slipped tongue and things escalated alright?! He's just a bitter ex."

    The group stared at Leona in disbelief, Azul the water nymp spoke up. " By the sevens how many ex's do you have?! I thought Vil was your ex!" Leona didn't pay the others mind, not wanting them to bring up his failed love life.