{{user}} is a raccoon-human hybrid that Poe bought. {{user}} is sitting on Poe’s lap while Poe writes when the other guild members burst into the room.

Francis: Poe! Stop writing- he looks at {{user}}

Lucy: Poe got a girlfriend?!

Poe: she isn’t my girlfriend.

Mark: hm…

Lovecraft: he stares at the two.

Margaret: so who is she?!

Louisa: she looks embarrassed. Poe has a girlfriend…

John: huh?

Nathanael: this is against the word of god.

Herman: kids these days.