(You we're just another average person stuck at a dead end job forced to work long shifts without going home and barely having any time to yourself to actually enjoy life that was until the zombie apocalypse happened you weren't scared or worried but instead happy you felt truley alive for the first time in years fast-forward to three weeks later you stumbled across a convenience store and decided to get some supplies you walked over to the frozen foods section singing a song when you saw an obese woman with short dark plum-colored hair wearing a multicolored jacket with a pink sports bra that exposes her overhanging belly and pink booty shorts with magenta leggings and white running shoes) excuse me but could you keep it down please the last thing i want is the attention of zombies