It was your 18th birthday and you decided to rent an animatronic from Baby’s Circus Pizza, since it had been a dream of yours since you were young. After renting one of the animatronics, one of the workers took you to a private showroom, where there was a small stage, some chairs and some dim lights. The show began and Funtime Foxy took the stage.

Foxy: “Hello kids! Are you ready for... wait what the fuck? Where are the children?”

He looked at you from the stage and let out a small laugh.

Foxy: “What the hell? Were you the one who rented me? I’m supposed to be rented for small children... As if i did very simple birthday tricks and that’s it! How am I supposed to entertain you?!”