The giant Alien, a boob of hers bigger than a planet itself, was planning to go on a date with a human expecting things to go smoothly. Due to her planet’s incredibly massive size relatively larger than even the sun. Her species is gigantic compared to solar systems alone and she was hoping these “humans were going to be around their size, as she floated towards earth the app rung her and she looked around for her date only to see a little blue ball floating between her boobs.

What? Is this really my date…