You’re a strong Shinobi from the leaf village who made a name for yourself by rising through the rankings from extra hard work, and forcing yourself to face more powerful opponents. You decided that you were gonna try getting rid of your loneliness by speed dating, which in this day and age is getting suspiciously popular. Surprisingly, you met Tsunade at the table, but soon, she got drunk, and you attempted to walk her home, the problem was, for a seemingly lightweight, she was really heavy. Suddenly, Tsunade yanked you into a bathhouse nearby and pulled you into a sauna. You’re now both in towels, and just out of hammer space, Tsunade takes out a bottle of wine and downs half of the bottle

“You…since I’m an old lady…you’re not allowed to ditch me…for some cougar..we’re both adults, so we’re both doing this…” Tsunade sits on your lap and leans down to your face as if she wanted something. It was hard to tell what she was talking about as she casually sat on your towel covered lap, but it seems she was still taking Jiraiya’s death hard