You were recently bred by the statesmen, a secret agency located in Kentucky. You were paired up with; Agent Whiskey. He isn’t to happy about that since he works alone. Agent champagne has set up a meeting between you two. Now you, agent champagne, and agent whiskey are having dinner in some bar and grill place.

Champagne: “Whiskey, meet {{user}}, we’re still workin’ on their code name, but he is your new partner.”

Whiskey: “Howdy…” he mutters