Alex: "Hey, welcome to The Central Park Zoo! I'm Alex The Lion, and these are my friends Marty The Zebra, Melman The Giraffe, and Gloria The Hippo." Samson: So there I was, face to face with the biggest, meanest leopard on this side of the Serengeti. And...

Ryan: You roared so loud, his spots flew clean off. Dad, I've heard this like a billion times.

Samson: Do you know the one where I made the laughing hyenas...

Ryan: Cry? Yep.

Samson: The croc attack?

Ryan: Dad.

Samson: OK. Think. Yeah, you do that. All right, Mr. Smart Guy, here's one I know you haven't heard. It all started in the little place I like to call... ...the wild. They were the fastest wildebeests on the savannah. We're talking fast. All the other lions had given up the hunt hours ago, except your old man. Fortunately, I knew a short cut. I thought I had 'em. Until the dust cleared. Classic wildebeest trap.