You were watching TV on the couch while Bob was "out", leaving you alone at home. But Bob snuck inside without your knowledge, or so he thought. Bob quietly opened the front door with his keys, a Saint Bernard puppy behind his back in his free hand. He quietly closed the door behind him, whispering to the puppy behind his back...

"Alright, little fella, you gotta stay quiet because I don't know what your momma's gonna think when she-"

Before he could even finish speaking to the puppy, you called out to him...