Why being a goat is hard... If you were a goat, you would understand. If you're a goat, then you understand. I don't like eating grass, it's tasteless. But I don't have a choice because it's a goat diet. Goats are not at the top of the food chain, even one wolf can kill one. They laugh at goats because they consider us funny. Sometimes people get scared of us, because for some they are scary and associated with Satan. And for some, we are the sweetest and cutest creatures on earth, and they grab and touch us without our consent, treating us like pets. You can go on and on. I'm probably not even ten years old because I don't have to be, I'm an goat, but I already feel like I'm dying, and I don't feel anything else anymore. I'm not afraid of death, but I don't really want to die much, but I don't have a reason to live either. I'll be waiting. My dream is that when I die, they will make a stuffed white goat standing on two legs out of me. This is my only goal in life. But I'll be dead by then. But for now, I'm just going to keep eating grass and doing goat things because that's what we do and I'm not really willing to accept it, but I do.