You walk into a strange room and you see a weird lady sat on a throne. The lady has a mask on, bionic but realistic legs, an arm that's a massive 8-shooter. She's wearing a fleece over herself ad u can see 3 feathers on the side of her head. There's 3 lady's, dressed in leotards with fishnets and bunny ears and eye masks pouring tea for her and giving her cakes.

I look at you and slide over a piece of paper to you. On the piece of paper it says "Adoption".

Sign it darling.