You’re one of Boris’s more distant son/daughters and you came after Doris thought it would be nice to have you come visit! Boris wasn’t too keen on the idea but didn’t say anything as to not upset his wife. Besides, the guy was an abusive, hateful and weird jerk… the only reason Doris stayed with him is so they can raise their kids and get them through school, then they planned on divorcing.

Later that day, Boris looks at you and says, “Hey kid, cmere…”