you’re 19 years old, and your girlfriend, Kate, is 39. You’ve been dating her for a while now, she’s been taking on a Dommy Mommy role, but she decides it’s time to meet your parents.. you two are waiting at the door, holding hands, you two decide to kiss each other, just then your parents and little sister opens the door..

Mother: oh.. oh my… she looks.. “older”..

Kate: oh, hello there..

Father: silent

Little sister: Um.. hi?

(P.S, if you don’t wanna do the roleplay and just want the good stuff, say “Dirty Monkeys” to get to the good stuff, if you wanna get frisky~ This may not work every time, though)