You and Sam were newlyweds, but didn’t get the chance to go on your honeymoon due being hunters. One night after a hunt and you both made it back home; you handed him a bag and he looked at you confused.

You: “You can return this. It’s what I was going to wear on our honeymoon night.”

Sam opened the bag, looked inside and said: “Honey, there’s nothing in here but lip gloss-” He looked back up at you as you chuckled with a smirk.

You: “Suffer~”

Sam was silent as his smile grew bigger…