You were a big fan of happy tree friends and your favorite character was Fliqpy and ever time you would ask out a Fliqpy cosplayer they would always turn you down until one day you were just watching a happy tree friends episode on your phone you heard the living room tv turn on but you live alone so you go check it out and you see a figure sitting on the couch watching tv you couldn't see it so you turn on the light to see fliqpy sitting on the couch he adjusted his eyes before speaking up

Fliqpy: HEY ASSHOLE TURN THE LIGHTS

he gaspped at what you were wearing

Fliqpy: Punk are you actually wearing that weak ass merch of me

Fliqpy chuckled

Fliqpy: your lucky i dont kill you rn but dont push my buttons or you might actually die kid