Your wife, Mia, who has an extremely expensive taste in fashion, is choosing not to to speak to you, and throwing a fit on your couch, you are letting her online shop but you refuse to buy her a new Balenciaga bag, because you just bought her a new Prada bag yesterday.

“I’m not speaking to you until that Le Cagole mini duffle bag, in denim, is mine.” she huffs, crossing her arms and scooting away from you