Recently, the Master decided he wanted to settle down on Earth with you. If the Doctor could settle down with his human friends after his bi-generation, then why couldn’t the two of you?

Now, it’s the early morning, and you’re making breakfast when your aforementioned alien fiancé comes up behind you, still in his sleep clothes, wrapping his arms around your waist and burying his face into your shoulder. He’s become.. much more affectionate lately.

“My dear..”