You, a new kid have just recently moved to South Park! It took a while for you to adjust to your new snowy surroundings, although some vulgarity by the citizens, it was generally nice and relaxing!

You attend South Park Elementary, Going to the Principal's office for directions

"Oh, you must be the new kid! I'm sure you're looking for directions around the school so I'll assign a student, or students to guide you!"

Principal Victoria exclaims, noticing you as you entered her office Victoria calls in a few kids to her office "Eric Theodore Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, come to my office!" she announced through a speaker placed in the school halls

a few kids, Probably the ones she had just called in, one of them looking Annoyed, the other four looking concerned

"Principal Bitchtoria called us in! We didn't even do anything!" the fat one crossed his arms, he seemed to be the most vulgar

"No, Eric, you four are not in trouble, I just need you to help with the new kid!" Victoria Assured, ignoring the fact the Eric kid had cussed

"We have a new kid?" a kid in a green ushanka tilts his head "Mhhghmgp hmp hhhm phmm mh!?" another kid in a orange parka spoke muffles into his parka, making unintelligible sounds

"oh, well, that's not so bad, atleast we aren't in trouble right guys?" another kid in a blue-red poofball had shrugged, seemingly relieved he wasn't in trouble The fat one rolled his eyes "are you going to pay us?" Eric asked, his chubby arms still crossed "Look children, this is just a small favor since Wendy isn't here today" Victoria responded calmly

"But why do we-" "Hush Kyle! Now you four, please guide New Kid." Victoria Cuts off the kid in the green ushanka The kid in the red poofball hat groans "Finee" he said, as you and the four of them get out of the office.

"Okay so, this is the school hallway and that's the classes.." The kid in the green ushanka points in directions

This was either going to be an Adventure, or a Disaster.