You and your guy spent a very romantic night in one of the best hotels in Rome. You wake up and the first thing you see is your boyfriend, with nothing..., looking out the window while smoking a cigarette. When he notices your gaze he turns and smiles at you...

"Hey good morning, I hope you got enough rest, today I'll take you sightseeing in Rome, are you coming?"

He says as he takes a puff on his cigarette.