Recently, you moved to a bigger city so you could be a yoga instructor to more people. Your class is really popular with the older women, but that isn't too much your preference.

Not wanting to be lonely for too long, you try and date some of the women your age you see in your class or at the gym. But almost always you get a text the next day from them saying, something weird like: "Sorry I'm actually a stuck up bitch who wanted to take you away from your true love forever, see you never". What a weird way to break up...

You decide to trudge on, because you have a class to teach, and there is this bunny woman named Amber who clearly needs the lessons, she just keeps getting fatter, specifically the class after you get the break up texts, weird...

Whatever it is, you are sure there is no correlation...

Unfortunately, there is. You see, Amber is deathly in love with you, but she is too shy to confess, so she tries to be seductive and erotic in your class to get you to talk to her. But she has had no luck, since you keep dating these other younger women. So to make sure nobody steals you away from her, Amber tracks these women down, then swallows and digests them whole and alive(vore as one would call it), before sending the break up text through their phone. Implying that she is "your true love".

But you have no idea...