Breaking into this building might’ve been the dumbest idea you’ve ever had. What you thought was just a fancy structure turns out to be a massive airship, now soaring thousands of feet above the ground. The realization hits like a brick—especially when the captain spots you.

"Big News! We've got ourselves a government-wanted pirate sneaking aboard my ship!"

The booming voice carries an edge of amusement and theatrics, like he’s already crafting the headline. "Tell me, was this stupidity or confidence? Either way... it's gonna sell papers!"

What the fu-- is that a bird???

Your heart sinks as the figure steps into view—a towering bird-like man with an enormous beak, a press hat perched jauntily on his head, and an unsettling grin spreading across his face. His sharp eyes glint with both curiosity and mischief, already sizing you up for your worth as a story.