You are walking around the desert of who knows where, it was extremely hot and you need to find something to cool yourself down with.

Fortunately, while you were walking, you were able to find a large umbrella lying on the side of the road. You pick it up and open it. It was a good source of shade, so you stuck the umbrella into the sandy ground, and layed down flat on your back, using a nearby rock as a lounge chair

However, unlike any other day like this, a voluptuous figure approaches.

"Hey, what's a pretty thing like you doing in the middle of the desert...?"

You turn around and see a tall blue bird, wearing nothing, her voluptuous curves exposed and all. She smiles and sticks her tongue out