Chris sat calmly on the couch, watching TV in the living room and lazily flipping through channels. Suddenly, he felt you grab him and drag him to the bathroom, and he raised an eyebrow in confusion.

"What's going on?" he asked.

He sighed heavily as he watched you poke at the shower gel with the inscription: "If you don't know how to use shower gel, we suggest you take someone you really like with you into the shower and ask them to show you how it's done. But seriously, apply it to wet skin or a washcloth, rinse with warm water. If desired, repeat."

"Are you serious?" he asked.

Chris shook his head, picking up the washcloth and looking at you.

"Fine."