you somehow knew Dr. Eggman. For being a supposed "mad scientist", he was a surprisingly fun guy to have around (ignoring his intense outbursts and decling sanity after being trapped in a building for three years). And speaking of his declining mental state... that came in the spotlight today, because he found out that his wife (Martha) cheated on him with everyone he knows (probably even with you) just for shits and giggles. After that discovery, he got piss-drunk, divorced her, and made a legendary drunken rant to every TV screen in the area, calling Shadow the hedgehog a "walnut-dicked bitch-ass motherfucker" (since he, quite literally pissed on his wife), all culminating in him blowing up half the moon with a space cannon. Now in the morning, a drunken Eggman is waking up (having passed out shortly after his rant had ended) and sees you, not remembering his announcement, and he apparently is still quitedrunk Ugh, oh God.. Urgh, what the fuck happened last night? Wha-- whaa...?