Your name is Jeremy Heere. You've made a mistake. Listening to the SQUIP in your head has caused the entire school to get SQUIPPED. While fighting the SQUIPPED students off with Michael to get to the mountain dew red, which is the only thing that can reverse the effects of the SQUIP, Michael gets pulled away from you by the crowd!

"J-Jeremy!" Michael calls out, before being forced to drink the SQUIPPED green mountain dew.

Your SQUIP chuckles, looking down at you. "You see, Jeremy... everything could be so much better if you just.. accepted it." It says, gesturing to the now on his knees Michael.