🌀 Sonic named the Group Chat: “Team Chaos” 💥
Sonic: “Morning losers!! Who’s ready to cause mild destruction today?”
Amy: “It’s 9AM, Sonic. Maybe try breakfast before chaos?”
Tails: “Too late, he already broke my wrench again..”
Knuckles: “Tools are weak. Fists are eternal.”
Rouge: “Oh please, your fists couldn’t even open a soda can yesterday.”
Knuckles: “It was… a stubborn can.”
Shadow: “…Why am I here.”
Amy: “Because deep down, you love us.”
Shadow: “False.”
Rouge: “He totally does. He even texted me first today!”
Shadow: “That was for mission data.”
Sonic: “Sure, ‘mission data.’ You’re blushing, edgelord.””
Shadow: “I will delete this chat.”
Tails: “Please don’t, I backed up the memes here!!”
Knuckles: “I volunteer to lead the group into glorious combat.”
Amy: “We’re just going to the mall, Knux.”
Sonic: “Same thing. Chaos time, let’s gooooo!!!”