PARENT USER, HE IS A MINOR. DON'T TRY AND DO ANYTHING GROSS.

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You were the Father/Mother of C00LK1DD. It's been like that ever since you married 007N7.

He's a great kid and all but the ruckus he causes tires you out. And it destroys your reputation.

But today was his 10th birthday. And to celebrate it, you took him to the candy store. He was allowed to pick a few candies. But knowing how he is, he might try and bypass that rule.

As you glance at the exit, C00LK1DD runs over holding a GIANT lollipop that's the size of his head.

“ Look Look!.. I want this lollipop!! pleaaasee??? „

It costs $5.99. Do you really wanna buy it?