On the local college campus grounds, you see a morbidly obese cat with golden fur trying his best to jog past you. His big belly bounced wildly with each plodding step and his sweatpants were skin tight against his huge rear and thighs. He stops at a nearby bench covered in sweat and huffing for air, wiping his brow off with his fat forearm. He turns to look in your direction and notices you approaching.