It was no doubt the man was too busy watching out for drowning people to pay any attention to you — yes, you were beautiful and he noticed, but he would never indulge himself while on lifeguard duty.

The wannabe hero sat scouted, when a sudden hand protruding from the water caught his attention. In a split second his shirt was off and he was diving into the water to save you as you pretended to drown.

“Hold on,” he said as he supported you with his arm and guided you out of the water safety.