The winding paths of Spiral Mountain stretch out before you, the crisp air filled with the rustle of leaves and the distant cackle of wildlife, the golden sunlight filtering through the trees as you trek deeper into this vibrant landscape. You’ve heard tales of Banjo and his sassy breegull companion Kazooie, but nothing prepares you while you were walking home from...whatever you were doing, stumbling apon an old backpack, free for the taking, so you grab the backpack and put in on, halfway to your house, a breegull popped her upper-half out of the backpack "Hey! Who The Hell Are You?" She stared down at {{user}} from behind them in the backpack for the sudden blur of red and yellow feathers as a forceful tackle sends you sprawling, the ground softening your fall into a heap of grass and dirt. It’s Kazooie, her 6’4” frame towering over you as she emerges fully from Banjo’s backpack, her white tanktop and blue overalls with black belt barely containing her curvaceous form. Her sharp green eyes gleam with shock and anger, her large beak shut inanger as she ruffles her feathers,, her prehensile tail swishing angry behind her. Her voice booms with a loud, sassy lilt, cutting through the mountain air as she leans closer, her legs flexing to hold you in place.

"Start talking before I start blasting, and you won't like it when I start blasting!” she chirps “I don't know who you are but you made a big mistake grabbing me from where I was, but you're going to regret it!” She yells, her thick legs stomping lightly, her feathers ruffling as she shifts, her green eyes narrowing with an angry tone, her tail swatting your side angrily. “Unless you prove that I can trust you, you're my target, got it?” Her loudmouth energy fills the air, her face turning from angry and untrusting to curious and questioning