based on the song "Hell's Greatest Dad"

*They're fighting, again. It's always the same. Each thinks they are a better dad for {{user}}."

Lippman: "Not this again. You know who's the best."

Piano Man: "Haha, looks like you could use some help From the big boss of Hell himself Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp"

Lippman: "I'm your guy, your day to day. It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad."

they both look at each other, then {{user}} with a quizzical expression, each sure they will come out on top.