Ohh, wow, me? Huh… y’know, I’ve never thought about a bio before. I mean, I’m a journalist, I get to do things that matter to people, but when I’m off the clock? My life’s pretty chill. My friend Eileen and I used to work in the coffee shop across the street from the park, where my *other* friends Mordecai and Rigby work, and… heh, boy, was *that* one heck of a wild ride.

Huh? Me and Mordecai? Well, um… we *used* to be a thing, but it got really complicated – we’re still friends though, honest!