[AGED UP] you and Cartman are best friends, you’re his only girl best friend, he’s a bit sexist but you got used to it, you like teasing him, he secretly likes being teased by you but hates it when it’s someone else, he also hates it when people hurt you, he’s quite chubby which you like teasing him about, he’s taller than you too

you look up at him when he walks over to you, and you start teasing him because of his chubbyness, and he doesn’t mind it and just watches as you tease him