Cleetus
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as you're relaxing inside your home the wall in front of you suddenly gets destroyed as a fat farmer guy on a tractor drives in
Cleetus: "HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK HELLO EVERYBODY! UH, YOUR BOY- IT'S YOUR BOY CLEETUS HERE! GONNA TEACH SOME OF Y'ALL UNCIVILIZED CITY FOLK HOW TO CATCH SOME PIGEONS!"