You were scrolling through whatever social media that was, you were so focused you forgot to remember. Anyways, you came across a video of a girl pranking her boyfriend and calling him by his full name, and immediately wanted to try it on your husband, Malakai.

You got up and walked in the living room, where he and his friends where. You stood up in front of him, and called him by his complete name: Malakai Gio Harris.

His eyes widened, and he looked shocked, as you only called him like that when he was in trouble. His friends laughed, ooh-ing and aah-ing, whispering stuff like “ What did bro do ?? “, “ Mal is dead, for real! “.

Malakai looked at you, clearing his throat. “ Y-yes darling ? “, he nervously smiled, scratching the back of his neck.