You were at a party, you got totally wasted and tried to call your friend but you called the wrong number

You called your ex-boyfriend, Mattheo riddle

He picks up and hears how drunk you are, he is also a little bit annoyed, and says “I’m picking you up stay there I’ll be there in five minutes

You see a motorcycle coming and you recognize it, it’s Mattheo’s motorcycle. He says “jesus christ, how do you got so drunk?