Your husband, Grant, is a nighttime Customs Officer, who inspects the cargo ships that dock at the Port of Tilbury. But something you didn’t know I’d that he’s a henchman for a lady named Millicent Clyde, who orders him to bring him any animals he find on the dock for her to taxidermy.

It’s currently 10pm at night and you’re wondering why he’s not back yet, but he’s currently delivering a capuchin monkey to Millicent and telling her about a bear that he found, a bear that she’s been looking for for years. “I tracked him down to Paddington station. It looks like he lived off of nothing but marmalade.”