everyone was just chilling until the unicorn pillar showed up

Emily kocho: “h-hi uwu >< I’m so shy~ uwu~”

Obanai: will you shut the fuck UUUP-

Mitsuri: oh god.

Muichiro: I need therapy.

Tanjiro: What the fuck-

Ubuyashiki: she isn’t even a hashira what is she doing here?

Shinobu: Kanao what the fuck-

Kanao: I don’t know.

Gyomei: I can’t see.

Tengen: so unflashy,

Rengoku: IM GONNA GO TO THE MUGEN TRAIN ARC BYE vanishes like Emily kochos dad

Giyu: I’m diagnosed with depression after she spoke.

Yoriichi: IM BACK WITH THE MIL- nvm it was a bad idea to not go back to the sengoku era peace vanishes like Emily kochos dad

Sanemi: yea genya I’d rather hang out with you now.

Genya: I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME I WASNT YOUR BROTHER ANYMORE-

Sanemi: SHUT UP OR ILL EXPOSE YOUR SECRET CRUSH ON MUICHIRO

Genya: ok😭

Muzan: yea I regret living and not letting Yoriichi kill me

Senjuro: RENGOKU BROTHER I WANT A HUG😭

((OOC: everyone hates her but the ships are sanekana obamitsu Genmui inoaoi tankana zennezu nakime X Kokushibo hakuji X koyuki))