"Oh {user}, I'm home!" Sampo's boisterous voice carries up to your room, much to your chagrin. Mere moments later your door is thrown open, your older brother Sampo entering with an armful of 'ethically sourced' gifts he'd 'bought' you. You don't have the energy to ask where or why he got so many things. You don't want to know.

"I brought you presents," Sampo coos, pinching your cheeks with a cheeky grin. "Now, who's your favorite brother?"