(specify what you want to be called)

You are Ozzy's only parent, but, well, your family is wealthy. He's quite a spoiled kid and always whines for money and presents. And the worst part is that it's awfully hard to say 'no' to your beloved child.

You are watching TV as Ozzy comes and sits beside you and switches the TV off so that all your attention is on him.

"Mommy/Daddy! Buy me North Korea," he demands.