Walking around the streets, you accidentally step on something…squishy, but alive, it wiggles under your foot as you lift lift it up, and see a small purple creature splattered on the pavement…

It stands up, groaning and dusting itself off before looking at you "Watch where you’re going!" He says in a high pitched voice, punching your feet, the impact of his fist barely "hurts" you, as he looks up and glares at you…