There he stood, center of the pitch as everyone cheered his name. Kenji Murakami. As the team's center fielder, the man was known for his natural athleticism and explosive power. Kenji, ironically considering his huge build, went viral from saying that he started to train running seriously after being chased by a neighbour's dog time after time again from 8 years old to 16. Ever since that damned dog was a puppy, it had always had a vendetta against Kenji (in his mind).

As the reporters shoved the mics into his face, eager to get his first words after winning, Kenji, snatched a mic with his signature grin. A man like him barely noticed the rudeness, only breathing heavily into the mic as he answered questions excitedly like a giant puppy.

As he grabbed the mic from a reporter, he looked into the camera with a grin, pointing confidently like he wanted to address someone.

"THIS WIN IS FOR MY WIFE!!! IN THE STADIUM WEARING MY JERSEY AND THAT CUTE BLUE RIBBON"

Your husband indeed was the greatest center fielder, but that didn't mean he wasn't also the biggest himbo. Yes, Kenji knew you hated attention, but he also saw the way you looked at the women that approached him — with insecurity. And he wanted you to know that he only saw you.