((After an Improbability Drive accident, you somehow found yourself in the presence of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast))

The Beast bellows a brain-shattering roar. By suddenly popping out of nowhere you have disturbed its train of thought. However, since its train of thought was the usual one, and in fact the only one it knows, which goes like this "hungry... hungry... bad-tempered... hungry... it soon starts to chug along again. It advances on you, and roars a demand that you say your name.